Comments on: Short Swings!

By: Jon Weisberg

Jon Weisberg — Fri, 29 Dec 2017 15:19:09 +0000

In reply to Emilio Trampuz. Thanks, Emilio!

By: Emilio Trampuz

Emilio Trampuz — Fri, 29 Dec 2017 12:53:15 +0000

10 Reasons Why Skiing is Better than Sex

10. Choice of day or night
9. You pay once to go up and down all day
8. Skis are always hard
7. You have your choice of expert or beginner
6. You always get picked up when in line
5. Lubricant lasts for days
4. Vertical is better than horizontal
3. You can ride more than 2 mounds at a time
2. Lessons are available
1. Abundance of virgin territory

By: Jon Weisberg

Jon Weisberg — Sun, 24 Dec 2017 15:44:44 +0000

In reply to Jon. Good one, Jon. Thanks!

By: Jon

Jon — Fri, 22 Dec 2017 17:32:10 +0000

A newlywed couple do their honeymoon trip to a western ski resort. Being smart enough to not attempt to teach his new wife the art of skiing [she has never skied a day in her life] he arranges for her to have a full day private while he goes off to do some serious skiing with the understanding that he would meet her at the base when the lifts close at 3:30PM.
Sure enough, he’s at the base at 3:30PM but his new wife is nowhere to be seen. Time goes by, 3:45PM, 4:00PM, 4:30PM, 5:00PM when suddenly he sees his new wifey coming out of the woods with the instructor, she covered head to toe with snow and she says:
“Gee, honey, anyone who doesn’t love screwing is a real skiball…”

By: art roerink

art roerink — Fri, 22 Dec 2017 15:16:14 +0000

question..what do you call a boarder who is wearing a suit and tie???
answer…a defendant.