“Ultimate” Quiz Of Ski Terms
You Think You’ve Been Around Snow Sports For A While, Eh? See How Many You Get Right.
- Milk Run
a. Ski trail with lots of slush
b. Off-season mountain bike race on ski trails
c. Trail full of slow skiers
d. First run of the day
2. Chatter
a. Noisy lodge
b. Excessive talking on chairlift
c. Squeaky noises from a lift
d. Excessive ski vibration
3. Death Cookies
a. Double stuffed Oreos
b. Cookie-sized ice chunks on a trail
c. Day-old cookies
d. Deep fried cookies
4. Planker
a. Skier who is stays in one spot oblivious that the lift line is moving
b. Someone who falls and can’t get up
c. A skier
d. Someone struggling to get into their bindings
5. Lunch Tray
a. Oversized plate of food
b. Snowboard
c. Device for carrying food in a cafeteria
d. Chairlift chair
6. Blue Run
a. An intermediate trail
b. A run so bad it’s depressing
c. Trail with a stream of melting snow
d. Trail with active snow making
- Balaclava
a. Greek desert
b. Tyrolean hat
c. Facemask
d. Dangerous intersecting trails
8. Six Pack
a. Chairlift seating six
b. Parents skiing with young children
c. Group of wild snowboarders. As in, “Look out, here comes a six pack.”
d. Wannabe skier’s lunch
9. Fart Bag
a. Senior skier
b. One piece ski suit
c. Smelly bubble chair
d. Porta Potty at base of remote lift
10. Magic Carpet
a. Easy slope
b. Slang for marijuana
c. Untracked powder
d. Conveyor belt-type lift
Answers:
1d, 2d, 3b, 4c, 5b, 6a, 7c, 8a, 9b, 10d
Do you have some favorite ski slang? Share it with us in the comments section.
This Week In SeniorsSkiing.com (Oct. 19)
Snow, Snow, Snow!
So it begins. And it’s only mid-October. Who’s made a first run? Tell us about it!
From East To West
This Week
Co-Publisher Jon Weisberg describes two simple tools that make putting on and taking off ski boots less of a wrestling match. Terrific gift ideas, by the way.
We are also announcing our list of 2017-18 Trail Masters, senior skiers who have skied, xc’ed, snow-shoed a greater number (or equal number) of days than their age. This year, we find almost 20 percent of those on the list were also on the 2016-17 list of Trail Masters. We sent each Trail Master a SeniorsSkiing.com “Live2Ski” patch and a couple of our coveted SeniorsSkiing.com stickers.
We hear from correspondent Pat McCloskey on picking the right underfoot ski width for the conditions you find yourself in most frequently. He also advises you consider a multi-ski width inventory of you plan to diversify where you ski. Interesting.
Finally, Yvette Cardozo continues her series on other snow activities with a visit to a dog-sledding outfitter near Sun Peak Resort in British Columbia. If you like dogs and snow, this is a natural combination. We know that “mushers,” trainers and owners of dog teams, are an especially hardy group, devoted to their animals and lovers of winter outdoors.
Look for our listing of resorts in North America where seniors can ski for free (or almost free) coming up soon.
Interested In Writing For SeniorsSkiing.com?
While some of our regular contributors are ski journalists, most are interested and experienced readers who have an interesting story to tell. For examples of stories our readers like, just look at our inventory. We have over 900 stories of different kinds, so there are a lot of examples. Nostalgia, Resort Reviews, equipment recommendations, history, meeting famous people, you name it, we’d be interested.
If you’d like to write a story for SeniorsSkiing.com, drop a note to mike@seniorsskiing.com. You get to see your name in “print”, share with family and friends, and we’ll send you a SeniorsSkiing.com “Live2Ski” patch and some stickers.
Ski Shows Coming Up
Ski & Snowboard Expos are coming to Boston (Nov. 8-11) and Denver (Nov. 16-18). As a SeniorsSkiing.com reader, you can get a discount on admission by clicking the banner ad at the top right of this page.
And remember, dear readers, there are more of us every day, and we aren’t going away.
Short Swings!
Most people who love skiing take an interest in its history. Preserving and promoting that history is the mission of the International Skiing History Association (ISHA), a volunteer and membership organization that deserves our collective support.
Among other things, ISHA publishes Skiing History, a delightful bi-monthly magazine available in digital and print versions. SeniorsSkiing.com subscribers are eligible to receive a free one-year digital subscription. Click on “Community” at the top of this page.Then click on “Subscriber Only Content” in the drop down box. Scroll to”Free One Year Subscription to Skiing History Magazine” and follow the instructions.

Earlier this week, I attended ISHA’s Skiing History evening at Hickory and Tweed, the venerable ski shop in Armonk, NY. About 60 people showed up for a
nice spread and an entertaining presentation about the relatively negative but highly amusing portrayal of skiing on TV sit coms. Jeff Blumenfeld, a member of ISHA’s Board put the show together. The program started with the popular 1950’s Topper program (in which two main characters and a drunken Saint Bernard are buried in an avalanche) and continued with a variety segments from the Dick Van Dyke Show, Here’s Lucy (when Lucille Ball actually had a broken leg), The Brady Bunch, Ellen DeGeneres (on a broken chairlift with two nervous friends), Cheers, and others. ISHA intends to promote use of the presentation by ski clubs, thus building awareness of the association and increasing its membership.
If your club is interested in using the presentation, email: jeff@blumenfeldPR.com.
An article on the same topic, by Jeff, appears in the September/October 2018 issue of Skiing History.
NYC Ski Gatherings
SeniorsSkiing.com Birthday Party!! — We’re ramping up for our 5th Anniversary party, 5:00 – 8:30PM, Wednesday, November 14 in The Rumpus Room of E’s Bar (Amsterdam Avenue, between 84th and 85th Streets) in Manhattan. We’re providing the place and the food. Advertisers and others are providing raffle prizes and SWAG. Prizes include a pair of Apex Boots (courtesy Apex Boot Systems); a ski trip to Okemo in Vermont (courtesy 70+ Ski Club), two Orsden parkas (courtesy Orsden); DeBooter ski boot jacks (courtesy Outdoor Logics Solutions); Bootster ski boot horns (courtesy Bootster); discounts for a variety of Masterfit ski boot products(courtesy Masterfit), GearBeast cell phone carriers (very cool product), and superbly warm socks from The Buffalo Wool Company. Except for your bar bill, it’s all on the house. You’ll meet other older skiers. You might win a prize. You’ll certainly have fun. Add it to your calendar. Your RSVP will help us plan for the event: jon@seniorsskiing.com.
Friends of Alta is the non-profit protecting Alta’s environment, preserving its unique character and heritage; and encouraging stewardship and sustainability of Alta’s environment and community. The group ishosting an event, 6:00PM – 8:30PM, Thursday, November 15, at The Explorers Club in Manhattan. For more information, click here.
Five Minutes of Deep Powder Joy

Icelantic Skis produced this outstanding deep powder short film on the slopes of Mt. Yotei in Japan. There’s some cliff-hucking and one scene where a skier skims off a powder-topped tree branch…the stuff of younger skiers. But the shots of deep powder turns are dreamy.
An Offer No Serious Skier Should Refuse
Realskiers.com is a website that reviews skis. The reviews are more detailed and refined than what you’ll read in one of the ski magazines. And the site is rich with opinion about the sport. Realskiers.com is a written and published by Jackson Hogen, whose irreverence is reflected in his self-proclaimed moniker, the Pontiff of Powder. For youngsters, an annual subscription is $19.95. For SeniorsSkiing.com subscribers, it is $9.95. To subscribe at the reduced rate, click here and enter SS18 for the discount code.
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